Coming Up With Titles Makes Me Tired

• I broke up a fight between a male teacher and a male student last week.

The Halloween dance was cancelled because an urban legend type thing about gang initiation was going around. I guess in this neighborhood they have to take it a little more seriously. Except way to take it to the extreme when we hear this announcement at 2pm:

"Students, we are about to have a fire drill. Even though it is not time for school to get out, just get your belongings and once you exit, just go home. Go straight home. This has nothing to do with that gang initiation stuff. Nothing at all. Go Straight Home!! But don't be scared. I'm not scared. It's no big deal. Not a big deal. Okay, the fire drill is happening...Now!"

Maybe somebody should have taken a deep breath and counted to ten before speaking over the intercom?