Fight.

Yep, there was a fight today.
How was this different than any other day, you say?
Oh, that's because it was a GIRL beating up the VICE PRINCIPAL.

That's right. According to the teachers that broke it up, VP was on the floor covering his face and this girl was kicking him and punching him.

What the hell?

There's so many negative things I could say about this situation, but most of them are about the vice principal himself and not the insane little girl. And, sorry for the pun, but I don't really think I should kick a man while he's down.