Monday, April 28, 2008

You Suck

We had a faculty meeting today. At this meeting, we were told that if more than 10% of our students are not passing, we are failures as teachers. That's actually what she said.

YOU ARE FAILURES AS TEACHERS.

Considering that at least 10% of our students are absent more than 25 days a semester, another 5% spend every day in the hallway and another 5% are suspended most of the time, I can see where it's totally my fault.

It's like that saying: "The beatings will continue until morale improves."

2 comments:

KDay said...

Can you please PLEASE collect these blogs in a memoir that I can buy, or just do stand-up? I'm literally laughing myself to death. literally. I'm Brian Fellows.

Miss V said...

yeah! then i can make millions and quit teaching! score!

know any publishers?