Saturday, October 11, 2008

But Her Heart Is Three Sizes Too Small

"Heathahh!" Principal said to me. "I need you to be the Student Government Advisor!"
"Errrrr...I don't know.."
"Great! The meeting is Thursday. Here's the paperwork. I already signed you up. Thanks Heathahh."

So I go to this meeting against my will. I am told at this meeting that I need to immediately: 1. ask my principal for $11,000, 2. have her arrange transportation so that me and 5-10 students can attend meetings which occur monthly and last throughout the entire school day and 3. beg that she pay me a stipend to do this (because the organization itself can't force her to)

To all of those things I say, hahahahahahahhha.
Eleven THOUSAND dollars?
Miss school once a month?
Expect her to pay me for something I'm already doing for free?

Oh, and I forgot to mention that one of her weirdo rules is that each HOMEROOM elect a president, vice-president, treasurer, secretary, parlimentarian and 2 representatives. So as of right now, my SGA runs at about 126 people in a school with 400 kids. And everyone has a title. Awesome.

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