Things That Are Weird In Regular World That Are Regular Here

1. A new kid shows up in class today. He has been on the roll since the beginning of the year, but shows up on the 11th day of school.
"Hey Anthony, where have you been?"
"Home."
"Why didn't you come before today?"
"Didn't mumble want to mumble stayed home mumble mom mumble ain't got no clothes mumble."
"Uh, okay."

2. Shaquell, in 6th grade, should be in 8th: "They said if I don't get suspended anytime between now and Christmas they will put me in my right grade."

3. A kid who threatened another student was then threatened by a teacher who was then threatened by kid's mother. All threats involved bodily harm.