Y'all Some Clowns

Some of our kids have started a gang. They call themselves "PZK" or purple zone killahz. Everybody in the gang is around 12 or 13. They've told us that they get points by doing things like beating people up or skipping class. The more points you have, the "higher in rank" you get in the gang. They have purple bandannas and bracelets and necklaces. They are causing a huge disruption in the school and some of the other kids are scared of them.
Yesterday, the teachers decided to do something about it. We've tried talking to the ones who generally have more common sense, but we all know that a 14 year old only REALLY listens to another one. So, forget talking.
We started a gang. PZT-Purple Zone Teachers. We get points by holding detentions, calling parents and failing kids. Today we all wore purple.
They were PISSED. Well, the kids not in the gang thought it was great. But the PZK kids were all up in arms. It was freaking hilarious. They just had no idea how to react. They just kept asking us why we were all wearing purple and acting all offended.

What, do you own purple? Yeah, I didn't think so.
We copied you? gangs have been around awhile dear.
We're clowns? Why? Because we joined a dumb group with dumb rules? Oh, wait, so did you.