Thursday, November 1, 2007

I'll Mace You Good, Boy!

At 2:20, principal came over the intercom, "Teachers assess the smell in the hallway and close your doors." (What the hell does that mean?!)
At 2:23, principal came over the intercom, "Officer Johnson, please report to the office. Teachers keep your doors closed."
At 2:26, principal came over the intercom, "Teachers act as though this is a fire drill. Escort your students out for the end of the day, students will not go to their lockers."
Students are yelling, "I have to get my stuff!" Principal is yelling, "GO OUTSIDE!"
All the students are outside, all the teachers are standing around because we have no idea what is going on.
The principal comes out of her office and starts yelling at us because we are "congregating" and not helping. Helping do what? We have absolutely no clue what is happening.

Finally I just got my stuff and left at 3pm. There was a line of about 50 kids to go back in and get backpacks. They were letting 3 kids in at a time. We had, by this time, found out the police officer maced somebody. Mace won't kill you. Why couldn't the kids just run in and get their stuff? LAST TIME there was mace, we didn't even get to go outside. Why was this time different?

2 comments:

KDay said...

hahahah I read this, said it out loud, and Tony just asked "Girl, why you keep saying that Simpson's quote!?" hahahahahahahahahahha

nice. Your school is nuts. you're a Guerilla teacher for sure.

Miss V said...

yeah, way to breathe no breath.